i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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