Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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