gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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