Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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