Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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