My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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