I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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