She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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