This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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