He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
