508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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