i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
