i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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