is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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