Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
