I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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