he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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