Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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