Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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