We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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