Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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