Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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