It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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