i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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