I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I had to cum in my sink.
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