On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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