New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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