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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Did we have sex?

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  No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I like you better when you drink

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  I like you better when I drink too

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.

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