I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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