so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she pinky promised me she was 18
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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