When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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