That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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