Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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