So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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