Kareoke will never be a sober sport
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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