so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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