I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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