Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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