I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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