when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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