So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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