How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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