Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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