um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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