At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
should my penis look like a turkey
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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