But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We're facebook friends in real life
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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