...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
