My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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