that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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