Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
soo... how was my night?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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