i just wanna soil my oats bro
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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