The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
More tranny stories later!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.