I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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