so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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