I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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