Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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