hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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