He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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