Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
