just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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