margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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